Fall TV Show Titles Interpreted By Runners
Come on, The Walking Dead is just too perfect and accurate.
Ah, fall. It’s one of the best times of the year. No, I’m not talking about the cooler weather or marathon season; prime time TV is back! If you love TV as much as I do, this is very exciting. But if you’re also a runner, some of your favorite shows may take on a whole new meaning when you start to think about it…
(Also, 9 Funny Running Scenes From TV)
Game of Thrones: When you try to figure out which is the shortest line for the bathroom before your race.
The Walking Dead: When you attempt to go for a Saturday morning run after Friday night cocktails.
Blackish: Your toenails after marathon training.
Scandal: Going commando on your long run.
How to Get Away With Murder: What you think about when someone cuts you in line for a treadmill at the gym.
Modern Family: When you and your spouse are runners. And your kids. And your parents.
Criminal Minds: The people who came up with hill sprints.
Bones: What you ache down to after a tough week of training.
2 Broke Girls: Why you and your running buddy don’t have a gym membership.
Undateable: What you are during marathon training.
New Girl: What you feel like when you first take up running and try to figure out what the heck tempo and fartlek mean.
Scream Queens: Your awesome cheering section when you cross the finish line.
Survivor: What you are after finishing your race. In the rain. With a bum knee.
Supergirl: What you must be to fit your training into your crazy-busy work/family/social life.
Limitless: What you feel like when you run after the perfect amount of rest/snacks/caffeine.
60 Minutes: How long your hard run actually is.
48 Hours: How long your hard run feels like it is.
American Ninja Warrior: The title you deserve after finishing your first obstacle run.