Stop Everything—There’s A .2K Slow Motion Baywatch Marathon

This is ridiculous.

In case you haven’t heard, Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron will be headlining the brand new Baywatch movie, hitting theaters this summer. And in case you haven’t seen previews, the entire thing is such a ridiculous nod to the infamous David Hasselhoff days, it’s absolutely perfect. The running scenes, the one-liners, the outfits, the expressions…

…and, according to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s Instagram, a slow-motion marathon is now happening ahead of the premiere.

Yes, people can register for this actual, real-life event in Los Angeles and win tickets to the Baywatch premiere. Except the goal isn’t to win this blink-of-an-eye distance; it’s to reach the finish line in the “slowest and sexiest” fashion. People can check out the event for themselves on the Facebook event page, where they claim it will be “an evolution in the field of sport.”

It’s so ridiculous, it’s basically genius.